There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
- everyone: are you okay
- everyone: you look tired
- everyone: you look upset
- everyone: you look confused
- everyone: are you mad at me
- everyone: what happened to you
- everyone: are you sick
- me: IT'S MY FACE
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
Doritos finger cleaner
this disgusts me…but I can’t look away
Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations
why does my bug bite look like a penis
you are the chosen one
i wanna be cute
i also want to be hella gangster
I have compromised
This Indian actress shut down a reporter for telling her to keep quiet about women’s rights.